Top 10 Reasons To Take Antibiotics

1. It helps my doctor feel like he’s actually doing something for me.

2. My MD gives them away like candy and I have a sweet tooth.

3. Being gassy and bloated helps to hold my pants up.

4. I’d like to have a weak immune system for the rest of my life.

5. Antibiotic resistance is one of the top the three threats to human health on the planet and I want it to be #1.

6. It’s the new Russian roulette.

7. I need to gain some weight.

8. I’m feeling out of touch with my local ER.

9. Having the runs will make me move faster.

10. I don’t want to live forever.